1. While shopping at you see professional products on a shelf and you want to cut every person you see buying those products
2. You have no shame in coloring your black pants with a sharpie to cover up all the bleach and color stains your clothes have been ruined by
3. You cut your partners hair relatively short so you don't have to do hair at home for another month and a half
4. Just when you think you might have a new friend their invite over to their house ends with "Could you bring your scissors too?"
5. You can say things like I did 5 guys today and 4 women and nobody blinks an eye at the dinner table
6. Hair splinters are a bitch...
7. Your mom has a lifetime supply of your business cards in every bag she carries
8. You've come to understand that you'll probably never have a real lunch break and are okay with eating half your meal cold
9. Finding hairs in your food at a restaurant doesn't even bother you

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